Lyrics

You Can’t Think Straight with Your Heels Above Your Head
by Marty Nelson
c 2012
 
Uh huh, Uh huh.
The day I saw your pretty face for the first time
I fell so deep in love.
And when you smiled and said, “Hello” to me
I nearly choked when I swallowed my gum.
 
I wasn’t too shy, so I asked you out
And you said “Why not? Let’s go!”
So we both locked hands with a night-time grin
And we headed off down the road.
 
You got me upside down and turned around like a geek at a medicine show.
There’ve been days of trust when we loved too much.
And you can’t think straight with your heels above your head. Oh, no. Oh no
Uh huh, Uh huh.
 
We couldn’t spend enough time together
We’d laugh and dance all night
You told me how you loved to touch my hair
And  I dove right into your eyes.  
 
Well one thing led to another
And we decided to merge our homes
So we found a little place with just enough space
That we could call our own.
 
You got me upside down and turned around like a geek at a medicine show.
There’ve been days of trust when we loved too much.
And you can’t think straight with your heels above your head. Oh, no. Oh, no.
 
Well . . . Now the first time livin’ with the opposite sex
Can be a journey to a different world.
There’ll be bathroom rules and remote control duels
That’ll make your straight hairs curl.
 
Scat
Take it baby.
Yeah
Rip it!
Uh huh, Uh huh.
Uh huh, Uh huh.
 
Well the time’s gone by and we’ve both survived
And we did it without a scratch.
It took a little while and a delicate style
But we finally found the match.
 
Everybody’s got their own little secrets
And  I got somethin’ to say -
Despite the toilet seat trials and the stockings in the shower
I wouldn’t trade out a single day. No, no.
 
You got me upside down and turned around like a geek at a medicine show.
There’ve been days of trust when we loved too much.
And you can’t think straight with your heels above your head.
You got me upside down and turned around like a geek at a medicine show.
There’ve been days of trust when we loved too much.
And you can’t think straight
You can’t think straight.
You can’t think straight with your heels above your head. Oh, no. No No.
No. . .no.
Yeah
Don’t you know that I love it.
Play it again, baby. Yeah.
Rip it!
Ooh
Yeah
Uh huh. Uh Huh.
Uh huh. Uh Huh.
Uh huh. Uh Huh